Dear Chron.com and other journalists,
Can we call the polio vaccine the "not-get-fucked-up-legs" vaccine? I really liked your skillful rewording of logic here. Hey Daily Telegraph, how you doing? I really, really liked your "article" about the new cancer vaccine. So that should give us some information on how to fight other cancers, right? I mean, your vaccine is so much better than chemotherapy and radiation, it just has to have broader applications, right? No? Oh well. Hey, I know, guns cause death. If we melt down all the guns, then we will have made a really effective vaccine against death! What, Fox News? You say it's not a magical tumor eraser? It's a vaccine for an STD? Don't be vulgar!
sincerely,
Wishing I could stop reading the news
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Holy crap! no updates from eithe of us in a while, and now this! I haven't read any of them yet -- I'm just about to, as well as write a couple of my own. Firstly:
It's clear we've invaded the wrong country.
Secondly: I broke down and netflixized for another little while; I'm on disc 7 of the Prisoner. Have you seen the Saint?
Be seeing you.
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