Dear Britney Spears,
Please stop taking your baby anywhere. It's not that I care how badly you behave as a mother, I mean, come on, we all know that K-Fed's homunculi are already on a fast track to the Darwin Awards, but I'm just so sick of hearing about it. Drop your baby at home. Drive him around on your lap on in the garage. Just don't let anyone see you do it, that way my googlenews won't be all bogged down by your homely mug.
Thanks very much,
A big fan
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