(ABC News)
Britney Spears is a complete idiot, that's never been a question. But is this latest piece of gossip actually news? Could this be any more hazardous to the health of a child than being fathered by K-Fed? Popozow!
Let's set aside the blatant paternalism (or would it be maternalism?) inherent in criticizing the way people cart their children around in cars, and focus on a much bigger problem:
Every child is beautiful. Except the fatties.
That's right, America, carseats only work if your children can fit in them. Try walking to the Golden Arches the next time you get a craving for sugar-water and a couple of transfat-sammiches.
"I can't believe people still smoke cigarettes! Don't they know that shit is bad for them?"
"--wheeze--Yeah, it can give you some major heart-disease!--pant--"
"And shortness of breath!"
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