Oh fuck you, Google.

In the sponsored links sidebar of an ongoing email between an ex and I:

Dumped?

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GetYourExBack-Now.com

Be The Woman Men Love

Men Don't Fear Commitment With The Right Woman. Show Him You're It!
www.Dating-Without-Drama.com

There's really only bad news and worse news- Google is finally sentient, and is also a fucking asshole.

Don't Be Evil