Here Comes the Sun...and Frisbee Assholes

Spring is officially here, and with the warmer and drier weather comes not only dreaded ruffled mini-skirts but---more annoyingly--frisbees on college campuses.

Maybe I'm just annoyed because a pseudo-hippieish white guy with dreads almost hit me with one today, but the reemergence of students playing frisbee on campus always makes me cringe a little. There are always one or two groups out on a sunny day--they make me long for winter...

Throwing something around in a public place is an irritating activity to begin with, but it becomes even more annoying when you consider the fact that these students are either a) trying to be the ultimate college douchebag, b) hippies who smell bad, or c) not wearing shirts. Really, does the entire institution need to know how much of a jerk-off you can be?

Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with tossin' a frisbee around with your friends, just don't be a fucking stereotype doing it. And don't hit me on my way to class...